Posted these last year and thought people would still get a kick out of them. Was just going to refresh the original thread, but I recall a sick picture being attatched to one of the poster's comments, and didn't want anyone's turkey coming back up. Enjoy!!!

On the Twelfth death on Christmas, Grim Reaper gave to me:
12 Caskets Waiting
11 Impalers Impaling
10 Bodies Falling
9 Stalkers Stalking
8 Murders Murdering
7 Serial Killings
6 Santa Slayings
5 Bloody Spleens
4 Psycho Stabbings
3 Headers Heading
2 Electrocutions
and a noose hanging from a tree

Bump for the holidays.

I'm a bit concerned about Day 3.

Erik

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